Y'know, after years of being 'dry', it's almost time. I can feel my Muse...
(Her name is Hortense. She's more profane than a drunken sailor and can usually be found whoring down in the bars down by the docks, which is why she's not been around)
...staggering drunkenly up to the back door of my brain.
Anyone wanna read some Ghostbusters? I'll be writing on my series in the next month or so...